Look at that bird
Look at that snake
Take a picture
It'll be great

Look at that bird
Look at that snake
Take a picture
It'll be great

Look at that bird
Look at that snake
Take a picture
It'll be great

Look at that bird
Look at that snake
Take a picture
It'll be great

Look at that bird
Look at that snake
Take a picture
It'll be great

Look at that bowl
Look at that fruit
Take a picture
It'll be great

Look at that art
Beautiful art!
Take a picture
It'll be great

CALL THE POLICE!

Dee doo dee doo dee doo...

Put your hands up in the air
Put your hands up in the air
Put your hands up in the air
Put your hands up in the air

Look at that car
Look at that cop
Look at that car
Look at that cop
Take a picture
It'll be great
Put your hands up in the air
Take a picture, It'll be great
Put your hands up in the air
READ THAT FRIKIN' SIGN!

READ THAT FRIKIN' SIGN!

Look at that cop
Take a picture
It'll be great
Look at that cop
Take a picture
It'll be ("Call the police" and "Take a picture, It'll be great" in reverse)

Put your hands up in the air

Photographer: Don't arrest me! I didn't MEAN to break any rules!
Cop: Well then, what's with the flash photography? It causes all sorts of problems with the art. It's distracting as well.
Photographer: Well, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? ARREST ME? STOP IT NOW!
Cop: We'll arrest you if you actually meant to DAMAGE things, which you probably did.
Photographer: I didn't! I'm sorry! I have trouble reading rules!
Cop: Alright. We'll forgive you. We'll just have to donate your camera to charity.
Photographer: Agh. Stupid Photography institution...